uh oh! seems as though your friend and mine steamboat willie has lost his voice!
Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said “hey look at me, just you and me” and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said “look.at.me.” and it made me a lil wet ngl
Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone
He has decided he’s gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little
Everyone’s a critic
Yeah we’ve been dating for a hot minute now and I know a lot more Fortnite dances tho so it turns out gamer IS sexually transmitted
*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever
Marks and Rec: Misc #2505
“I have strong feelings on this for no particular reason whatsoever.” (Dialogue from bugcatchings on twitter.)
Spider-Punk by Matías Bergara
Paint, pencil, & ink on cardboard
Out of context Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves spoilers
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